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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Retirees' Q&A

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Someone gave me a Rm100 note(malaysian money) yesterday. I went to the KL Tower Revolving Restaurant and ordered wine & dinner worth Rm 1,000, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rm 100 note to the police fellow, and he set me free. Isn't that a wonderful example of financial management?!!!
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Questions and Answers from AARP Forum


Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them?
 A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra less. It will usually pull them out..


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
 A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
 A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
 A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
 A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humour, RIGHT

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