HAPPY INDEPENCE DAY
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Plans for New Year 2011
1- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
2- I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
3- I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
4- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
5- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
6- I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
7- I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
8- I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
9- I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
10- I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
11- I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
12- I will think of a password other than "password."
13- I will not tell the same story at every get together.
14- I won't worry so much.
15- I will cut my hair.
16- I will grow my hair.
17- I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
18- I will be more imaginative.
19- I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
20- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
21-Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
suu tam
Lily Kwang
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