Wife vs husband

Wife to Husband:
"Come Help Me in Garden.."
Husband:
"What do U think I am? A Gardener??" :
Wife:
"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"
Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :
Wife:
"Come fix the Door Handle.."
Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :
[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]
He Asked his Wife Who did It??
The Wife Said:
"It's the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,
But He gave Me two Options...
Either to Make Him a Burger;
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"
Husband:
I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! 
Wife:
"What do U Think I am?
'Mc'Donalds' !!
Suu tam
Lily Kwang
La