HaiThuc
Sandiego
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Mừng năm mới --Ông Đồ
HaiThuc
Sandiego
Friday, February 5, 2010
Ô MAI CAM THẢO
http://cid-4696711205723ecb.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/posted%20on%20the%20spot/%c3%94%20MAI%20CAM%20TH%e1%ba%a2O.doc
HTuoc
La
Bắc Thang Lên Hỏi ông Trời
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Lấy vợ lấy chỉ một ... người thôi sao ?
Ông trời nói nhỏ thì thào
Một vợ, nhưng có nhiều đào Ô-Kê!
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Cớ sao con gái dạo này ... chảnh ghê
Ông Trời giận quá đập bàn
Nó chảnh, kệ nó mắc gì hỏi tao
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Vợ con dữ quá tối ngày đánh con
Ông Trời ổng trả lời rằng
Mày ngu mày chịu hỏi gì nơi tao
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Ðời con đau khổ đã nhiều ... thấu chăng?
Ông Trời cúi mặt than rằng
Tao đây cũng khổ, cắn răng chịu đòn!
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Vợ con nó dữ y như bà chằng
Ông Trời ổng trả lời rằng
Vợ tao còn dữ gấp trăm vợ mày
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Kiếp này con có bỏ nàng được không
Ông Trời ổng trả lời rằng
Tao còn chưa được ... xá chi là mày
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Vợ con dữ quá, con xin bỏ nàng
Ông Trời ngó xuống trả lời
Mày bỏ được nó thì tao ... con mày
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Bấy lâu bị liệt ... vợ buồn vợ chê
Sao mày lại quá u mê
Via-gra thần dược .... vợ mê tới già!
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Thuốc thang, rượu bỗ ... chẳng nào tới đâu
Ông Trời vẻ mặt rầu rầu
Thôi mày xuống tóc cạo đầu đi tu!
Bắc thang lên hỏi ông Trời
Vào chùa sư nữ trú trì được chăng ?
Ông Trời nháy mắt cười rằng
Chờ tao một tí ... tao theo với mày!
Chờ tao một tí ... tao theo với mày!
Lily Kwang
La
White Peacock From India.
People say if you see a White Peacock it will bring you good luck!. For those who receive this email it is a 'good luck' wish for the coming year. Good-luck for everyone... Cheers.
http://cid-4696711205723ecb.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/posted%20on%20the%20spot/White%20PeacockBL.doc
suutam
PBLan
Canada
Chicken Soup with Whole-Wheat Dumpling
INGREDIENTS:
1. 8 cups chicken stock
2. 3/4 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
3. 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
4. 1/4 cup whole-wheat flour
5. 2 tablespoons freshly grated Parmesan cheese
6. 2 tablespoons skim milk
7. 1 large egg
8. Salt and freshly ground pepper
9. 1 large carrot, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
10. 1 large parsnip, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
11. 1/2 small small butternut squash -- peeled, seeded and cut into 1/2-inch pieces
12. 1 large turnip, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces
13. 1 leek, white and tender green parts only, halved lengthwise and cut into 1-inch pieces
COOKING:
14. In a large pot, bring the chicken stock to a simmer. Add the chicken breasts and simmer over moderate heat until just cooked through, about 20 minutes. Transfer the chicken to a plate to cool slightly, then pull into shreds.
15. Meanwhile, in a medium bowl, mix the flours with the Parmesan, milk and egg. Season with 1/4 teaspoon of salt and 1/4 teaspoon of pepper. Transfer to a pastry bag fitted with a 1/4-inch round tip.
16. Add the carrot, parsnip, squash and turnip to the stock and season with salt and pepper. Cover partially and cook over moderate heat until the vegetables are just tender, about 10 minutes. Add the leek and cook until tender. Holding the pastry bag in 1 hand and a table knife in the other, cut 1-inch lengths of the dumpling dough into the simmering soup. When all of the dough has been added, stir gently and cook until tender, about 2 minutes. Add the shredded chicken, cook until heated through and serve.
Yield: 6 servings
sưu tầm
NgọcD
Texas
Thursday, February 4, 2010
"L'OISEAU DU MOIS DE FEVRIER"
« Le cygne se tait toute sa vie pour bien chanter une seule fois. »
[Proverbe anonyme]
SYMBOLE:
Le cygne est un oiseau du mois de février. Il est dit que ce n'est qu'au moment de mourir, qu'il chante correctement : c'est pourquoi "le chant du cygne" est l'expression utilisée pour désigner la mort de cet animal.
Dans la mythologis celtes le cygne represente la pureté lunaire et solaire et l'enseignement.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
I wish you enough !
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess...
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them; but then an entire life to forget them.
TAKE TIME TO LIVE....
To all my friends and loved ones, I WISH YOU ENOUGH.
Duc Nguyen
La
What is inside of young grandchildren minds?
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably neverput lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye...
2.. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied..
6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!"
8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6.."
10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."
12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
HTuoc
La
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Fuss-Free Ravioli and Cheese Bake
INGREDIENTS
1. 1 (16 ounce) jar spaghetti sauce
2. 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes, undrained
3. 1 (10 fluid ounce) can reduced sodium beef broth
4. 1/4 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing
5. 2 (9 ounce) packages fresh cheese-filled ravioli
6. 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Low-Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella Cheese
Cooking directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Combine spaghetti sauce, tomatoes with their liquid, broth and dressing in 13x9-inch baking dish. Add ravioli; mix lightly. Cover with foil.
2. Bake 50 min. or until ravioli are tender.
3. Remove foil; stir. Sprinkle with cheese. Let stand 5 min. or until cheese melts.
Yield: 6 servings
sưu tầm2. 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes, undrained
3. 1 (10 fluid ounce) can reduced sodium beef broth
4. 1/4 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing
5. 2 (9 ounce) packages fresh cheese-filled ravioli
6. 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Low-Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella Cheese
Cooking directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Combine spaghetti sauce, tomatoes with their liquid, broth and dressing in 13x9-inch baking dish. Add ravioli; mix lightly. Cover with foil.
2. Bake 50 min. or until ravioli are tender.
3. Remove foil; stir. Sprinkle with cheese. Let stand 5 min. or until cheese melts.
Yield: 6 servings
NgọcD
Texas
Monday, February 1, 2010
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