'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
'No,' the second man replied,
'it's Thursday..'
And the third man chimed in,
'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
***
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'
***
Now this one is just too Precious...LOL
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..
Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
suu tam
Htuoc
La
No comments:
Post a Comment