Husband and wife

A  Special Package for Businessmen.

An  Airline introduced a special package for Business men. 
Buy  your ticket, get your wife's ticket free. 
After  great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking  how was the trip.
All  of them gave the same reply... "What  trip?"
 
New  SIM to surprise her husband
Woman  buys a new Sim Card.  Puts it in her phone and decides to  surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living  room.
She  goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: 
"Hello  Darling."
The  husband responds in a low tone:
"Let  me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the  kitchen.
Cool  message by a wife
Dear  Mother-in-law,
"Don't  teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours  & he needs a lot of improvement"

Throwing  knives at wife's picture
Husband  was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All  were missing the target!
Suddenly  he received call from her "Hi, what are you  doing?"
His  honest reply, "MISSING YOU."

Habit  of talking in sleep
A  lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!  What should I give him to cure it?
Dr:  Give him an opportunity to speak when he is  awake.
 
Your  husband needs rest
Doctor:  Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some  sleeping pills.
Wife:  Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:  They are for you!     

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Maihuong
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