HAPPY INDEPENCE DAY



Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY - JULY 4TH *** HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Le thi Khanh July 01 Huynh t Bich Lien july 23 ******* Mến chúc Các Bạn vui ngày sinh nhật cùng gia đình ,nhiều sức khoẻ và luôn may mắn NgocDung và nhom peda 67

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Making dolls to calm your anger.




A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything They had kept nosecrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of moneytotaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.' The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

sưu tầm
KimHoàn/Thân
Paris

Monday, May 4, 2009

Islande



Mời các bạn thưỡng thức những phong cảnh đẹp



from a friend



Thursday, April 30, 2009

EM ĐI SHOPPING



EM ĐI SHOPPING

Hôm qua đi shopping về ,
Em mang mấy túi Macy's khoe chồng .
Đây là cái áo coat lông ,
Giá sale ngàn chín rẻ không hả mình ?
Còn đây cái váy da xinh ,
Mặc vào em giống minh tinh Hoa Kỳ ,
Và đây cái nhẫn chín ly ,
Hạt trong nước lý đẹp ghê hả mình ?
Em ơi ! dừng lại cho nhanh ,
Máu không lên óc ,tim anh sắp ngừng ,
Sang đây anh vẫn ngaị ngùng ,
Mình là tỵ nạn xin đừng theo Tây ,

Tóc huyền buông xõa lâu nay ,
Sao em cắt ngắn đổi thay nâu vàng ,
Nói ra lại bảo chồng gàn ,
Em thay đổi quá chỉ làm khổ anh !
Hoa chanh nở giữ vườn chanh ,
Thầy u mình với chúng mình chân quê ,
Mai sau đi shopping về ,
Dấu vào Closet đừng khoe với chồng ,
Kẻo không nó lại tăng xông ,
Thận suy , gan yếu , còn trông mong gì !

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Ngày xưa Bu nó hiền lành
Tóc dài còn thoảng hoa chanh vườn nhà
Từ ngày Bu nó đi xa
Mùi chanh Bu nó quăng ra lại vườn
Chỉ còn giữ một mùi hương
Chanel Bu nó vẫn thường xịt, thoa
Đôi chân lúc trước ở nhà
Móng còn hoen ố , thoảng pha mầu bùn
Bây giờ xanh đỏ tùm lum
Móng chân , tay , tóc một chùm như nhau
Mỗi nơi mỗi thứ một mầu
Chân quê Bu nó vất đâu mất rồi
Lái xe Bu nó chỉ ngồi
Loại xe Lếch Xợt ghế đôi mui trần
Hột xoàn đeo cỡ ngón chân
Một mình mua sắm chẳng cần hỏi anh
Nghe bà Hanh Phước dỗ dành
Trái chanh Bu nó bơm thành trái cam
Chẻ môi , nâng mũi , sửa cằm
Bây giờ Bu nó khác trăm vạn lần
Từ ngày xuất ngoại trao thân
Hương đồng gió nội quẳng dần đi đâu

VPL
Thuvi
Bordeaux

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Amazing Pictures






sưu tầm
KimHoàn/Thân
Paris

A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder!


Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk whereI find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,but first
I'll water the flowers.I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counterthe flowers don't have enough water,there is still only 1 check in my check book,I can't find the remote,I can't find my glasses,and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today.
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.Don't laugh --

if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!


LilyKwang
La

Saturday, April 25, 2009

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