Anecdotes

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  THE WEDDING

  At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked 'if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom  It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace'.
  
  The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.  She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.   Everything quickly turned to chaos.
  
  The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.  Then slowly the groom's mother fainted.   The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help  save the situation.
  
  The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward "What do you have to say?”   There was absolute silence in the church.   The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

  
  

  
  

  ​HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

  
  

  
  

  Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

   

  After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
  
  There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.   
  
  Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy?  25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.  
  
  Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

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