Job Interview...

Interview starts…..

HR: What is your name?*
Muzo: MP, sir*
HR: In full, please*
Muzo: Muzo Phiri*
HR: Your father's name?
Muzo: MP, sir*
HR: What does that mean?*
Muzo: Melvin Phiri*
HR: Your native place?*
Muzo: MP, sir*
HR: What's that?*
Muzo: Muchinga Province*
HR: What is your qualification?*
Muzo: MP, sir*
HR: (Somewhat agitated…..) What is that!!?*
Muzo: Mathematics professor*
HR: So why do you need a job?*
Muzo: It is because of MP, sir*
HR: Meaning?*
Muzo: Money problems*
HR: What is your personality like?*
Muzo: MP, sir*
HR: Huh? And what is that?*
Muzo: Marvellous personality*
HR: I see…... I will get back to you*
Muzo: Sir, how was my MP? *
HR: And what's that again?*
Muzo: My performance*
HR: I think you have MP*
Muzo: Meaning?*
HR: Mental problem *

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