The New Generation

Girl:  Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.  I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.
Dad:

Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango.  Buy your kids on e-Bay, receive them thru Gmail.  And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on Amazon.

  

Spelling mistake

A man received a message from his neighbor ... :"Sorry sir I am using your wife... I am using day and night ... I am using when you are not present at home...  In fact I am using more than You are using...
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies "
... And the man shot his wife.......
Few minutes later he received another message :
Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... WIFI not WIFE!

suu tam

Minhnguyet

VN