I am sure this has been around before, but it is the first time I have seen it or have I ?
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.Old age is coming at a really bad time.When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."I don’t have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I’m just very wise.If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for.Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager).I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.Now, I’m wondering.... Did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.Old age is coming at a really bad time.When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."I don’t have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I’m just very wise.If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for.Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager).I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.Now, I’m wondering.... Did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
suu tam/VKDung/cali
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GREAT! THANH YOU Kim Dung!
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